Bienvenue a l'universite de Portsmouth...
Ian K. (responsable des MA)
'We are a very international university, like most unis, and we have a lot of facilities for international students, like most unis... anyone wants to sing a song?'
'You've been given a map of today... it will all go as planned, except that we'll have a longer tea break!'
'The winter term ends on December 14th. Please don't book any plane before December 14th. I am in contact with all plane booking companies, and I asked them, 'pack me back up all those postgraduates!' '
Genevieve P. (ma tutrice)
'I was interpreting what the mayor of Caen was saying... that he was happy to be here, etc... and really it was no big deal, nobody was listening anyway.'