oh, ils sont mignons!!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why
have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold
milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how
old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she
didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember you must
look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six "

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his
Mom good night. "I love you so
much that when
you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had
an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried
in vain to
take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a
child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: "How does it know it's
me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice
when she got the hiccups. "Please
don't give me
this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom
scale and asked: "How much do I
cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a
young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a
restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
dad: "Why is he
whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was
in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was
troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen
with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a
Bible story. His dad read: "The man
named
Lot was warned to take his
wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back
and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked:
"What happened to the
flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother
when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her
Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, "Why
doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will
never forget.... this particular
Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the
minister began, with arms extended toward
heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we
are but
Dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter
who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly
in her shrill
little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust