fourre-tout, lizzie.

je navigue sur le net tout le temps et je trouve souvent des trucs debiles ou interessants, je vais les fourrer ici.

Some of the best inventive moments were born out of “wrong thinking.” Most people start with the right way so they all follow the same path. The wrong way will lead to mistakes from which you can learn and create new discoveries – the kind of original ideas that come to life when we dare to be different, keep an open mind and have no fear of failure.

-- James Dyson
Industrial designer and inventor of the Dyson vacuum.

Human Burrito
HEY... I figured out a deep mystery than scientists haven't quite been able to frame into words yet. We're like burritos... if we sit out for a while, like all night, then we'll dry out. I mean, we're just bags of water. We dry out easily.


Science Strikes
Well, last night, Kim had the electric blanket on; and we had TWO heaters on... so, I woke up and my mouth was so dry... my eyes were dry... I was dry.... my skin must have been all krusty like a hard flour tortilla; yes, it was then that it hit me: I was a boyd-burrito under the covers. I'd been cooked... for real; like in an oven. So, I realized... i have to rehydrate myself. I have to squirt liquid into that dry burrito or else. Especially in the Winter - we dry out. It's terrible. Why do scientists get paid when it's me that has all the answers? How is that fair?

So don't let your burrito carcass dry out. Drink lots of liquids... Your brain needs a drink. Think about a bowl of noodles left out all night ... once, they were steamy, hydrated... fat... moist; But by moring, the moisture goes... they're dryed out. Cold, hardened, thin... You're brain drys out! I tell you, it's true. The noodles stick to the inside of your skull. ewww!!

SCIENTISTS
are idiots. ( It's me who should be writing the text books. I'd say things like, "Thunder is caused by 2 clouds bumping together". And - "your brain is like spagetti... if you want a healthy noodle, keep that brain water-logged!"

Another wasted glunk of random, jumbled-up thoughts from a dried up brain.


Boyd DuPree

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

(dunno)

lizzie the ace cupcake a écrit:

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

(dunno)

Ouaip, c'est grave vrai ça! (d'ailleurs ça me rappelle des souvenirs... yikes!)

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